Is it just me or is something wrong with this picture?

Ok, my time to complain, again!!  Don't get me wrong, I love my husband, but the only thing keeping him alive at this very moment is that fact that I am too tired to clean up the mess the shot gun would leave behind.  He is gone two nights a week to attend college.  When he is home, he is in his man cave "studying and doing homework".  When he comes out of his man cave it is usually to eat, sleep, or watch tv.  Yes, I am the one who suggested that he return to college so that he could find a different profession so that he would be happier.  Yes, I am a strong, independent woman who can handle four children and run a household all by myself, but should I have to??
Last night, after attending a function that I did not enjoy, but was required as a wife and mother to attend.  My husband asked to go to his friends' house for some fun.  Me being the wonderful wife that I am said, "Yes, just be home by 9am tomorrow for church."  Wasn't that so freakin sweet of me?!!!   He had a wonderful time, even came home at 8:30 am.  Good job!!  I took care of his four children, oh after I went grocery shopping at two stores at 8 pm on a Saturday night.  When he walked in the house at 8:30 am, his breakfast plate of fried egg whites and turkey sausage were warm and ready for him to enjoy.  "Thank you"???  Nope, never heard that word.  Just asked  me reheat his sausage, it was cold.    Finally got everyone dressed and at church on time.  Ran a couple errands after church, then home to do some house work.

 Daughter is cooking hotdogs for the kids, Oldest is gathering all the trash to take to the dump; one twin is cleaning his room; other twin is sweeping; I am working on the next load of laundry; HE is.....where is he??  "Where is Papa??"  OMG!!!  He is snoring, all wrapped up and asleep in our bed.  REALLY? Snoring??  I am so livid...I just want to put him out of my misery!!

Is it just me or is something wrong with this picture?  Redneck Mama says....you better start sleeping with one eye open, cuz you are going to pay for this one sir!!

Oh....and did I forget to mention that I am premenstral and just started a new diet for Lent??